Nothing makes me sicker
is too expandy
Barber, barber, come and get me;
Hairy torrents irk and fret me.
Hair and hair again appears;
And climbs like ivy round my ears.
Hair across my collar gambols;
And middle age ends
The day your descendents
Outnumber your friends.
In Baltimore there lived a boy.
He wasn’t anybody’s joy.
Although his name was Jabez Dawes…
His character was full of flaws.
In school he never led his classes…
The rhino is a homely beast,
For human eyes he’s not a feast.
Farwell, farewell, you old rhinoce…
I’ll stare at something less prepo…
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
My fellow man I do not care for.
I often ask me, What’s he there f…
The only answer I can find
Is, Reproduction of his kind.
If I’m supposed to swallow that,
I sit in the dusk. I am all alone…
Enter a child and an ice-cream con…
A parent is easily beguiled
By sight of this coniferous child.
The friendly embers warmer gleam,
He who is ridden by a conscience
Worries about a lot of nonscience;
He without benefit of scruples
His fun and income soon quadruples…
Some singers sing of ladies’ eyes,
And some of ladies lips,
Refined ones praise their ladylike…
And course ones hymn their hips.
The Oxford Book of English Verse
Sure, deck your limbs in pants;
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting.
You look divine as you advance—
Have you seen yourself retreating?
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When comes my second childhood,
Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives,
They fail as husbands and as wives…
Therefore they cynically disparage
Everybody else’s marriage.
Tell me, O Octopus, I begs
Is those things arms, or is they l…
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I’d call me Us.
This is my dream,
It is my own dream,
I dreamt it.
I dreamt that my hair was kempt.
Then I dreamt that my true love u…