The ant has made himself illustrio…
Through constant industry industri…
Would you be calm and placid,
If you were full of formic acid?
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
This is a song to celebrate banks,
Because they are full of money and…
you hear is clinks and clanks,
Or maybe a sound like the wind in…
Which is the rustling of the thous…
In January everything freezes.
We have two children. Both are sh…
This is our January rule:
One girl in bed, and one in school…
In February the blizzard whirls.
This one is entering her teens,
Ripe for sentimental scenes,
Has picked a gangling unripe male,
Sees herself in a bridal veil,
Presses lips and tosses head,
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When comes my second childhood,
As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven lives;
In seven sacks,
Like seven beeves
Some primal termite knocked on woo…
And tasted it, and found it good!
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor toda…
Higgledy piggledy, my black hen,
She lays eggs for gentlemen.
Gentlemen come every day
To count what my black hen doth la…
If perchance she lays too many,
My heart leaps up when I behold
A rainbow in the sky;
Contrariwise, my blood runs cold
When little boys go by.
For little boys as little boys,
I test my bath before I sit,
And I’m always moved to wondermen…
That what chills the finger not a…
Is so frigid upon the fundament.
Sure, deck your limbs in pants,
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting.
You look divine as you advance . .…
Have you seen yourself retreating?
I sit in an office at 244 Madison…
And say to myself You have a resp…
Why then do you fritter away your…
If you have a sore throat you can…
If you have a sore foot you can ge…
Master I may be,
But not of my fate.
Now come the kisses, too many too…
Tell me, O Parcae,
For fain would I know,
Behold the duck.
It does not cluck.
A cluck it lacks.
It is specially fond