Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket

Master I may be, But not of my fate. Now come the kisses, too many too… Tell me, O Parcae, For fain would I know,

Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso

The truth I do not stretch or sho… When I state that the dog is full… I’ve also found, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.

But he went and tried to borrow some money from Ferdinand But Ferdinand said America was a bird in the bush and he’d rather have a berdinand, And he thought, there is no wife like a m...

I would live all my life in noncha… Were it not for making a living, w…

The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye… An alien suttee.

Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,

People who have what they want are… And I wish I could afford to gath… I dont’ mind their having a lot of… But I do think that they damn wel… But no, they insist on being steal…

Affection is a noble quality; It leads to generosity and jollity… But it also leads to breach of pro… If you go around lavishing it on r…

Adam Had’em

Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives, They fail as husbands and as wives… Therefore they cynically disparage Everybody else’s marriage.

This is a song to celebrate banks, Because they are full of money and… you hear is clinks and clanks, Or maybe a sound like the wind in… Which is the rustling of the thous…