The Sunset Years of Samuel Shy by Ogden Nash Master I may be, But not of my fate. Now come the kisses, too many too Tell me, O Parcae, For fain would I know,
Children’s Party by Ogden Nash May I join you in the doghouse, R I wish to retire till the party’s Since three o’clock I’ve done my To entertain each tiny guest. My And if they want me, let them find
Song to Be Sung by the Father of Infant Female Children by Ogden Nash My heart leaps up when I behold A rainbow in the sky; Contrariwise, my blood runs cold When little boys go by. For little boys as little boys,
The Perfect Husband by Ogden Nash He tells you when you’ve got on t And helps you with your girdle wh
Reflection on the Fallibility of Nemesis by Ogden Nash He who is ridden by a conscience Worries about a lot of nonscience; He without benefit of scruples His fun and income soon quadruples
Soliloquy in Circles by Ogden Nash Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
