My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…