The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits