I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree