(2013)
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
Tiddler trolls tried to get this p… As yet I am not defeated That lot are constantly harassing… And then whinging that they are th… They like to attack facebook pages…
Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…
Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie
Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie
I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…
Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…
Richard was a good looking dude I hope he wouldn’t find my posts r… I think he’s really great And I would like him to take me o… But the Lady Anne would not like…
I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath
