These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…