Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch