Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…