Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…