Abraham Lincoln was our first poe… who really knew how to turn a phra… but the best one of all has to do… “We can complain that rose bushes… or we can celebrate that thorn bus…

12 score and 8 years ago Our forefathers brought forth on t… a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition t… all men are created equal, and

Three 9-year-olds were slaughtered… Because the Second Amendment Gives the false impression that Owning guns is an unfettered right For nearly any person who wants to…

When Donald Trump took over as pr… the United States Constitution we… from the White House’s official w… If there’s a more fitting metaphor somebody tell me what that might b…

Since April is National Poetry M… (#NationalPoetryMonth) perhaps this is the best time for writing Zip Odes to release my creative impulses.

Come and listen to my story about… The Oscars got turned upside down I’d like to tell you a story, sit… About how I slapped Chris Rock t… In a Bel Air mansion I was TV r…

What sounded like all the fireworks on earth over the holiday weekend couldn’t assuage my dread at the memory of

2024 will be culture wars all day, every day so we might as well get it started on Day One. Senator Tuberville would be upset

Leaves are changing color A cool nip is in the air Winter is on the horizon But we aren’t yet there

That Bruce is really something el… Making me drive all the way to Da… And on the Fourth of July, even! Had to miss the family barbecue an… My Uncle’s been kind of a jerk to…

To the cobblestones of Europe: I love your quirkiness. With all your shapes, sizes, and c… You make an irregular mess.

If there’s a problem that you’re f… Do it Go right through it There’s nothing to it Just remember it’s worth embracing

Birthday weekends are the best! Enjoy them all with verve and zest…

Thanks, Bob, for making us laugh In your calm and cerebral fashion. Other performers would shout and c… But you had a different way to cas… Comedy albums are a thing of the p…