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In the enduring schism between “Dog People” and “Cat Pe… (since hardly anyone can be both, and people who get along without p… are not really at issue here)
Friday the 13th Is it a day for bad luck? We’ll know soon enough!
Their dad was taking them to Disn… Because he loved them so much And wanted to make them happy. But when that morning arrived And the plane was waiting for them…
At the confirmation Of her nomination To serve our nation There was celebration And righteous jubilation
A limerick is a snappy rhyme That doesn’t take up too much time Make Line 3 sound like Line 4 And then just add one more The result is a poem sublime
12 score and 8 years ago Our forefathers brought forth on t… a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition t… all men are created equal, and
Thanks, Bob, for making us laugh In your calm and cerebral fashion. Other performers would shout and c… But you had a different way to cas… Comedy albums are a thing of the p…
Each and every year, it gets to me… I start to gird myself as George… on a snowy Christmas eve and retur… while his neighbors cobble togethe… and his brother Harry offers a toa…
In 1980, the 12 year-old that I o… purchased a 45 RPM single of “Em… So much of the world from back the… is gone, and will not be coming ba… But at least the Glimmer Twins ar…
I’m still very angry with those who stole my catalytic converter in late February. But the money
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand 80s music rules!
Attending Catholic schools as I did for 13 years instills certain ideas into a pers… The nuns and lay teachers assigned us all a Conduct grade
It represents everything that’s ba… and all that you want to hate. Whenever there’s a scapegoat that’… pairing it with “Communism” always… But when there’s water flooding yo…
Even on a bad day where the rain is falling and traffic barely moves and everyone thinks I’m a jerk I know that the sun will shine aga…