The best way to define a limerick is by composing a limerick, right?
It’s Monday morning and I’m at my job. The workday awaits You got this one, Rob.
Air travel is always tense because the fear of missing a flight is far more stressful than it needs to be. And yet being aboard the plane
Assholes in traffic A Chicago fact of life They need to drive, too
Abraham Lincoln was our first poe… who really knew how to turn a phra… but the best one of all has to do… “We can complain that rose bushes… or we can celebrate that thorn bus…
That fucking groundhog Saw its damn shadow today Thanks a lot, asshole!
A Friday morning brings forth my… For all of the good things in life So when that song plays on the rad… To remind me of music’s soothing c… I sing right along, secure in the…
Leaves are changing color A cool nip is in the air Winter is on the horizon But we aren’t yet there
COVID’s still with us Despite its "19" title It’s not yet passe
Their dad was taking them to Disn… Because he loved them so much And wanted to make them happy. But when that morning arrived And the plane was waiting for them…
All of the hard work and even harder hits that Marion Barber III endured resulted in fame, riches, and an adrenalized lifestyle
It’s difficult, Perhaps even impossible, To fully appreciate an artist While they’re still alive And practicing their craft.
Each and every year, it gets to me… I start to gird myself as George… on a snowy Christmas eve and retur… while his neighbors cobble togethe… and his brother Harry offers a toa…
Coffee and a crossword now The farmers market later College football on TV after that How could Sunday ever top that?
Most Floridians, statistically, were born someplace else and it’s easy to see why this is. The beaches, the sunshine, and the quality of living
Sometimes there’s just nothing to… And other times, there’s more than… But in the wake of Jimmy Buffett’… I’m going to try creating new stuf… If I were a big rock star
