The best way to define a limerick is by composing a limerick, right?
What if Elon Musk Wasn’t really a monster? Just kidding! He is.
She enjoyed 96 years of luxury and privilege far beyond anything we could ever imagine. Now that her time is up
Assholes in traffic A Chicago fact of life They need to drive, too
“Feels like” temperatures Don’t make too much difference On a day like this
With floodwaters up to her waist A woman in Florida scrolls through her smartphone. Those devices really have taken over our lives,
I just read something in Rolling… Written by a fan who corresponded… Now I can punctuate my thoughts j… Cool!!
To the cobblestones of Europe: I love your quirkiness. With all your shapes, sizes, and c… You make an irregular mess.
“We’re sorry that you’re leaving.… The hashtag was once a revolution in how people communicate with eac… Now the platform that first brough… threatens to become a shadow of it…
“Obrigado” is All the Portuguese I know But it is enough
Poetizing moods Don’t come along too often So don’t let them pass!
The Beatles are there now; John was murdered in New York Ci… The Who are there, too; Keith Moon drank himself to death… The Doors are also halfway closed…
Shut up and drink yer beer whatever label it might be. Doesn’t matter who else drinks it or if they can stand to pee. What’s inside your heart counts mo…
My Grandpa was Irish Or at least his parents were So every year we went to Grandma and Grandpa’s house for corned beef and cabbage.
We love and we laugh On this earthly voyage, Circling around the sun For an unknown period of time. The only thing we truly know
The “winners” in life gravitate toward places like Sanibel Island, Florida.