Lisa Ling is going to the mall wi… Is Jesus a joke or a dangerous pa… Islam is kinder and Christians ar… I love my new signature channel bl… I got a brand new Rolex watch hon…

My boyfriend hot Rick is my best… I drink a cup of coconut soy milk… I ate a grilled cheese hamburger t… I love you Lucifer Morningstar! Be my cold vanilla ice cream swirl…

Humans are selfish creatures. It’s all God’s fault. Blame it on the booze and the wome… Hop on the western train going now… Look matters.

I drink a lot of apple juice to keep my creative juice flowing. I eat carrot sticks to help keep my weight in check. I love wearing my black bracelets and lucky charms to keep the evil ...

I’m not that smart. I can’t figure out what a real A… I can’t be near her but I can onl… I am not happy cuz I don’t want a… I love drinking my apple juice in…

Don’t be afraid to live. Be courageous and strong. Don’t let go of a great love but h… Be happy and feel good. Fight for a better future.

I have to act like I care a lot t… I don’t care about high school but… I have to always be on my top gam… I eat tons of tacos to be a happy… Happy wife equals happy life my fa…

Are parents just small children ma… Why am I here mama? I cried out. Is this some kind of sick sad twis… Do adults know everything or are t… Maybe parents have a kid to have…

I’m tired I’m tired I’m so freaki… I just want to be married and have… I want my cash and then I got mys… I don’t want to look stupid in fr… I got myself a brand new black Ja…

Religions are really weird cuz no one knows anybody so everything is really hush hush secret. These so called parents are just children trying to control little human lives so they say...

You betcha I like eating cookie d… I love my father cuz he is my insu… I pretended for a long time that… I gotta get married so I can get… Don’t call me stupid my mother sai…

I’m the opposite of my lovely moth… I don’t like wearing pink heavy m… I’m not a fan of Justin Bieber cu… I don’t like watching cheesy sappy… I don’t fall easily for a handsome…

Mothers are the worst! Fuck you God! Thanks a lot mom for putting me in… I hate you so much! You suck!

You can take away my big lavish ho… You can take away my insurance bil… You can take away my car. You can take away my butler. You can take away my clothes so I…

I don’t trust nobody. I love my family like a big hotdog… Yo mama is a fat biyatch. You a stupid tall Italian man in… Religion is everywhere and it’s ma…