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Rafika Pahud

Father of the Year

By: Rafika Pahud

I have to act like I care a lot to get to heaven.
I don’t care about high school but I have to pretend a whole lot and it’s tiring.
I have to always be on  my top game and bring my big dollar mind  to the table and it’s exhausting cuz I wanna earn a bunch of cash fast!
I eat tons of tacos to be a happy girl.
Happy wife equals happy life my father always said.
Be a smart kid and play ball said my father as well, also bring a beer along too  so he can chug it down his throat.
Eat well and be a happy clam.
I’m getting out of this goddamn boat.
I can’t wear a miniskirt to school anymore daddy! Wink wink wink

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