Apparently I’m not a normal teena… I’m just being me. I’m too serious to be a teenager c… I laugh and cry at funerals. I drink cocoa cola and I do boxin…

I’m so tired of sitting in these f… I don’t like my mother one bit. I’m just freaking tired cuz I wan… Get me out of here! I hate schools cuz they make me fe…

The only purpose you have is to fu… You sit down and you look pretty… You have these nice curves and a b… You read your lyrical romantic po… You sing a happy lullaby and sip y…

I don’t trust nobody. I love my family like a big hotdog… Yo mama is a fat biyatch. You a stupid tall Italian man in… Religion is everywhere and it’s ma…

Are parents just small children ma… Why am I here mama? I cried out. Is this some kind of sick sad twis… Do adults know everything or are t… Maybe parents have a kid to have…

Look, I’m gonna change my diapers… I’m gonna eat chocolate pudding to… I can buy carrots from the superma… I have a job that I sell clothes… I can drink a fresh cup of lemon i…

In the end, life is just that. A home. A mortgage. A job to support a family. Kids.

The reality was nobody knew anybody in those high school classrooms. So we were just told to sit in those goddamn awful chairs and do the work without complaint. I didn’t like how I can...

I think adults are children maskin… Adults are odd humans who happen t… I cried to my daddy so he can give… An adult man is crying for his mum… I love kangaroos and chocolate mil…

I drink a lot of apple juice to keep my creative juice flowing. I eat carrot sticks to help keep my weight in check. I love wearing my black bracelets and lucky charms to keep the evil ...

Religions are really weird cuz no one knows anybody so everything is really hush hush secret. These so called parents are just children trying to control little human lives so they say...

I don’t want to leave my parents. In fact, I love my parents cuz th… I don’t want to grow up whatsoever… I don’t want to become a boring ad… I want to become a pretty princess…

Aren’t I hiding behind an empty h… Is everyone imitating a cool art t… My brand new Prada purse is ver… I drink Diet Coke from the high s… I can’t differentiate between what…

You betcha I like eating cookie d… I love my father cuz he is my insu… I pretended for a long time that… I gotta get married so I can get… Don’t call me stupid my mother sai…