bed but no sleep
I know you think I’m lucky
And I’ve got the perfect girl
But you should try her sometime
You should give her a whirl
She’s not content like most are
To love and to be loved
When it’s time to go to bed
I don’t get asked, I’m shoved
I went to see the doctor
To say the least he was concerned
When I told him what she does to me
He’s eyes lit up an burned
Too much bed and not enough sleep
Is what he said to me?
And if I don’t get some rest soon
They ‘ell be nothing down for me
So if you’re full of envy
And think I’m a lucky man
You’re welcome to take that
And do best you can
But when your eyes have bags
And look like pissholes in the snow
Don’t come crying to me
For I won’t want to know
Too much bed and not enough sleep
The doctor said to me
So here you are take-over
Here’s her address and here’s the key
