Pick up your cigarettes Sit back relax You’re never alone With a packet of fags Cough, cough louder

She left not a moment ago Shell soon be out of sight I wonder when, she’ll come again The girl who stayed all night My son

He never writes about the flowers Or the field or the trees, or the… He wants more than rhyming or desc… To emerge from his written words So he writes about ordinary people

Alan was very good at it Everyone knew how good he was At ‘it’ Better than most actually Better than anyone around here

You’re a friend A companion, a confident too You’re my mistress, my lover And I’ve grown to need you You are everything I had expected

Someone has given us strength Someone has given us character Someone has given us fearlessness Someone has given us faith Otherwise why don’t we scream?

I know you think I’m lucky And I’ve got the perfect girl But you should try her sometime You should give her a whirl She’s not content like most are

Her trembling hand Slowly lifted the glass Towards her parched lips My god she was Thursday It had been Friday last night

You were wearing An extremely short skirt That night you first walked in To the showroom of my local My immediate impression

My ambition in life Was always to be A successful man With plenty of money A big detached house

With a friend like you I need no enemies You were arrogant and selfish And very hard to please You never gave an inch

Here I am And here I lie Alone on my death bed But before I die I will try

I watch your little face patiently Like a hawk watching its prey I’m determined this time I’m determined to you today You’ve fooled me once too often

Its times like this You realise How much you love your wife Your family, your friend Even your life

If you say that I don’t believe y… I tell you that is true For you weren’t where You said you were Cause I checked up on you