No doubt if I asked you You would say the truth never lies But if I proved you wrong Would you truly be surprised? Could you speak?

If you say that I don’t believe y… I tell you that is true For you weren’t where You said you were Cause I checked up on you

You’re a friend A companion, a confident too You’re my mistress, my lover And I’ve grown to need you You are everything I had expected

For a while now You’ve been acting very strange You can’t see it in the mirror But you’ve changed We used to be a team

We’ve been friends for years And our eyes always meet I know you like me And I think you’re sweet It’s our little secret

Sincerely I believe what I say What I don’t practice I preach every day My part time morals are…. Too easy to be true

Give me a bottle of booze And a pen And I’ll write about you Again I’ll say whatever you want me to s…

Atom bombs Nuclear waste Experiments on animals To our disgrace Drugs for this

The man said to his wife You loathe me why? She was startled, she denied it She cried Her love for her husband

My ambition in life Was always to be A successful man With plenty of money A big detached house

Its times like this You realise How much you love your wife Your family, your friend Even your life

If I drink too much And stay out late Until the crack of dawn If I have lipstick on my collar And my shirt is slightly torn

Alan was very good at it Everyone knew how good he was At ‘it’ Better than most actually Better than anyone around here

Here I am And here I lie Alone on my death bed But before I die I will try

Eyes Staring eyes Peering through the curtains Through the keyhole From under the mat