Sincerely I believe what I say What I don’t practice I preach every day My part time morals are…. Too easy to be true

I watch your little face patiently Like a hawk watching its prey I’m determined this time I’m determined to you today You’ve fooled me once too often

I wouldn’t drink this If I wasn’t so drunk he said He collapsed on his bunk He was dead The

He never writes about the flowers Or the field or the trees, or the… He wants more than rhyming or desc… To emerge from his written words So he writes about ordinary people

You were wearing An extremely short skirt That night you first walked in To the showroom of my local My immediate impression

When the kids are fighting an scre… And you’ve just about had enough Then you step on the cat’s tail And you head is feeling rough When the dog is bark, bark, barkin…

Give me a bottle of booze And a pen And I’ll write about you Again I’ll say whatever you want me to s…

Look there he is He’s just arrived He’s stepping off that cloud I never thought he’d have the nerv… Did you?

When the lights go out And it’s as black as ink Does your imagination wonder? Does it make you think? Of ghosts an ghouls

Pick up your cigarettes Sit back relax You’re never alone With a packet of fags Cough, cough louder

He never writes about the flowers Or the field or the trees, or the… He wants more than rhyming or desc… To emerge from his written words So he writes about ordinary people

For a while now You’ve been acting very strange You can’t see it in the mirror But you’ve changed We used to be a team

We’ve been friends for years And our eyes always meet I know you like me And I think you’re sweet It’s our little secret

It’s over now! It’s over now! The lull, the lapse, the end It’s beginning now! It’s beginning now!

The man said to his wife You loathe me why? She was startled, she denied it She cried Her love for her husband