Alan was very good at it Everyone knew how good he was At ‘it’ Better than most actually Better than anyone around here
Can I ask you a question mum? Yes certainly dear Go ahead Well, It’s about those children on the t…
When the kids are fighting an scre… And you’ve just about had enough Then you step on the cat’s tail And you head is feeling rough When the dog is bark, bark, barkin…
My ambition in life Was always to be A successful man With plenty of money A big detached house
Its times like this You realise How much you love your wife Your family, your friend Even your life
We’ve been friends for years And our eyes always meet I know you like me And I think you’re sweet It’s our little secret
He never writes about the flowers Or the field or the trees, or the… He wants more than rhyming or desc… To emerge from his written words So he writes about ordinary people
What a life Swimming around and around In a bowl It’s enough to make you Want to sell your soul
Give me a bottle of booze And a pen And I’ll write about you Again I’ll say whatever you want me to s…
Eyes Staring eyes Peering through the curtains Through the keyhole From under the mat
Look there he is He’s just arrived He’s stepping off that cloud I never thought he’d have the nerv… Did you?
Superman wasn’t as super As Lois had us believe He had nothing in his trousers And a syringe up his sleeve Yes, superman was a junkie
Everyone knows Our government is cruel Just look at the prices We pay for our fuel How is it other countries?
The man said to his wife You loathe me why? She was startled, she denied it She cried Her love for her husband