Sorry I enter the room, sorry I breathed and it disturbed you. Sorry for being me. Me. Which is whom?,  how very dare 'me’, I’d assumed?!?. Assumed you didn’t like me with your habitual badgering and persistent parodying of 'me’.  Assuming me. But I predict you wither at the very sight,...the very thought of me!?!, contradictingly so, I wonder why then do you talk so much about me? I am that unworthy of you, to even breath in your oh so humble company, yet you spend so much time arousing your mind with all the little things you despise about me.

Funny that:-)