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Stuart Munro

I try to clap with my Elbows

I try to clap with my elbows
Then get distracted
By a poetry infusion
Yes! I know what you mean
But I’ve delivered my mind
To a new territory
Of outbound writing
 
Then I find I’m in the Q
And stab words with intentions
With no diplomatic exit
Or comeback
I’m frothing at the mouth
With capital letters
Which I can’t minimise
But I can salute you

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Coal Tar Soap

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Fish and Chips at a Ambulant Duck

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An Undertaker Goes to the Doctors

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I Opened a Window Today

I Opened a Window Today God! Didn’t I enjoy it! I might leave it open Until tonight Or when I’ve made a decision
Be Free

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Cleverness Head

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Yellow Hat Positive

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Back on the Up

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