Pineapplegate
The pair sweet and succulent reads as a scandal in itself.
When scandal, in fact, arises in the taste of sour and stale.
To consume both sweet and succulent is to become your health,
If you may choose say pineapple over the cheap ale.
A pussy of pungency is of your choosing. 5
While Nature has given to you her sweet and sacred fruits,
They are overwhelmed by fast food, cigarettes, and boozing.
The taste to ensue will send partners out planes void of parachutes.
Keep out of mind a partner’s preference
But instead the natural state of your own fruit drawn juices 10
As they will bring to light your health as reference.
Thus it may be time to give tobacco and beer binges the deuces.
So why a Mcgangbang when say pineapple is present?
I think only to have pussy smelling like peasant.
