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Quixotic is his enterprise, and ho… Who seeks for jocularities that ha… The world has joked incessantly fo… And every joke that’s possible has… I started as a humorist with lots…
I am the very pattern of a modern… I’ve information vegetable, animal… I know the kings of England, and… From Marathon to Waterloo, in ord… I’m very well acquainted, too, wit…
I often wonder whether you Think sometimes of that Bishop, w… From black but balmy Rum-ti-Foo Last summer twelvemonth came. Unto your mind I p’r’aps may brin…
An excellent soldier who’s worthy… Loves officers dashing and strict: When good, he’s content with escap… When naughty, he likes to be licke… He likes for a fault to be bullied…
I shipped, d’ye see, in a Revenue… And, off Cape Finisteere, A merchantman we see, A Frenchman, going free, So we made for the bold Mounseer,
The law is the true embodiment Of everything that’s excellent. It has no kind of fault or flaw, And I, my lords, embody the Law. The constitutional guardian I
It was a robber’s daughter, and he… Her father was the terror of a sma… Her mother was a foolish, weak, bu… But it isn’t of her parents that… As ALICE was a-sitting at her w…
Weary at heart and extremely ill Was PALEY VOLLAIRE of Bromp… In a dirty lodging, with fever dow… Close to the Polygon, Somers Tow… PALEY VOLLAIRE was an only s…
Only a dancing girl, With an unromantic style, With borrowed colour and curl, With fixed mechanical smile, With many a hackneyed wile,
OH! listen to the tale of little… She kept a small post-office in th… She loved a skilled mechanic, who… A gentle executioner whose name wa… I think I hear you say, “A dreadf…
A LADY fair, of lineage high, Was loved by an Ape, in the days… The Maid was radiant as the sun, The Ape was a most unsightly one… So it would not do -
There were three niggers of Chick… PACIFICO, BANG-BANG, PO… Exclaimed, one terribly sultry day… “Oh, let’s be kings in a humble wa… The first was a highly-accomplishe…
Of all the ships upon the blue, No ship contained a better crew Than that of worthy CAPTAIN… Commanding of THE MANTELPIE… He was adored by all his men,
DALILAH DE DARDY adored The very correctest of cards, LORENZO DE LARDY, a lord - He was one of Her Majesty’s Guar… DALILAH DE DARDY was fat,
Come mighty Must! Inevitable Shall! In thee I trust. Time weaves my coronal! Go mocking Is!