In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost