there was guano in the office and guano in the hall, I use to take the guano and roll it in a ball. I would pass the guano

Only after Christmas is Thanksgiving the best, it’s the day I reflect on how I have been blessed. God has blessed me

I drove down south to check out the beaches, and on my way there i saw some alabama peaches. Now i’m on the gulf

I’m for a weather predicting beaver, of what she’d predict I’d be a believer. She’d come out of her lodge

I’ve lived sixty years and pray for twenty more, because there’s things I want to d… before I am done for. I want to see my grandkids

The warden said it’s all up to you, as Luke and the others were passing through. He said he could be nice

Your attention please I’m going to make a toast, to a schizo freaky mama who’s barely normal at the most. You see it’s her birthday

I think my new neighbors are country redneck hicks, they must be from wilson county are somewhere back in the sticks. They drove up in an ol’ plymouth

The nuptials was nice and the bride was pretty, out in the grove on the edge of the city. The sun was hot

arm the bears and frisk the deer, the time to panic is drawing near. go to Kroger

My tree is up and the lights are lit, and here by the fire I warmly sit. The sun’s gone down

the bugs are back and they ain’t fooling, and with those jokers she is dueling. they’re bringing their daddys

I watched the parade going up east main street, with plenty of characters but it was not complete. Something was missing

It’s starting to show how ike loves to eat, and his favorite meal is a big chunk of meat. Any kind of meat

If I was heather’s dog I’d be so glad, I’d just lay around on my warm comfy pad. And when I got hungry