Dear Santa
Dear Santa I hope this letter
finds you doing ok,
I bet you’ve been busy
loading presents on your sleigh.
I wanted you to know
that all year I’ve been nice,
and here’s my list
and I’ve checked it twice.
I’d like a camaro
Z28,
the one with 500 horses
would be great.
And a ski nautique
super air 230E,
I just want it for fishing
and not to ski.
And a three week vacation
on the las vegas strip,
and two round trip tickets
on a caribbean cruise ship.
And while you’re here
you can leave a big bag of cash,
and if you don’t mind
please take out my trash.
And this may sound selfish
but o what the heck,
if you can’t bring me these now
I can take a raincheck.
And before you start climbing
back up the chimney pipe flue,
be sure to help yourself
to the cookies and moo.
And don’t be speeding
because the law’s on patrol,
and have a safe trip
on your way back to the north pole.
And when you return give mrs claus
a kiss because she is so dear,
and y’all have a merry Christmas
and a happy new year.:)
(2014)
