Here’s to a lady who’s gentle and fair, and sweet and lovable as a teddy bear. A lady who’s appealing

So I jumped up after sleeping ten hours, and the weatherman said no more showers. And I washed my face

arm the bears and frisk the deer, the time to panic is drawing near. go to Kroger

I’ve noticed lately there’s a void, and quite frankly I’m annoyed, and somewhat upset.

The nuptials was nice and the bride was pretty, out in the grove on the edge of the city. The sun was hot

the bugs are back and they ain’t fooling, and with those jokers she is dueling. they’re bringing their daddys

Life on the farm is hard to forget, from dawn to dust it was nothing but sweat. It was shucking corn

Your attention please I’m going to make a toast, to a schizo freaky mama who’s barely normal at the most. You see it’s her birthday

That groundhog is definitely on crack, he lays around all year on his fat back. Just an over grown

I talked with santa last night he was eating chicken enchilada so… I ask him how it was going and he gave me the latest scoop. He said the elves have been gettin…

From montego bay to new york queens, nothing beats the goodness of pinto beans. Cooked with a hock

there was guano in the office and guano in the hall, I use to take the guano and roll it in a ball. I would pass the guano

I think this year I’ll go to bonnaroo, I ain’t got nothing better to do. I got a hankerin’

I’m going to tell a story and I’ll do the best I can, it’s all about a woman who goes by the name diane. I met her in the summer

If I was heather’s dog I’d be so glad, I’d just lay around on my warm comfy pad. And when I got hungry