I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
