I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center