Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
