In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them