Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The less you need to control the more powerful you
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you