The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna