The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
God is the world’s only super-bower
In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell