Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…