Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Easy to please but problematic to appease

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…