Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…