It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting