A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by