Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
