You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor