I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief