Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love