God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
There Is Always Room For
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing