People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…