Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to