Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous