We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
