In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…